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Socialism
You have two cows. The Government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism
You have two cows. The Government takes both and gives you some of the milk.
Fascism
You have two cows. The Government tells you when to milk them, takes the milk, then sells it back to you.
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Nazism
You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
New Deal-ism
You have two cows. The Government buys both, shoots one, milks the other, and throws away the milk.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
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